Who did Billy Mays play for?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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