garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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