Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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