they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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