is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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