Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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