my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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