your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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