a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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