Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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