My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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