your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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