The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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