Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
