She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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