We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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