Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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