Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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