At least make sure they are 18
Why
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
