found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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