Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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