I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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