It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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