its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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