i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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