all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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