Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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