STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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