brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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