Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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