so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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