Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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