just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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