Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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