That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Randomize
