I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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