He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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