I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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