That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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