we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It was like getting head from an anaconda
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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