you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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