you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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