So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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