I showed him my bush... on skype.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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