he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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