So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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