I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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