covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
well most of my day revolves around power hour
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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