Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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