I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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